Happy Hours Date NIght Part 5

Part 5: Leanne

March 2013
I mentioned Leanne in the thread "Happy Hour's Tales of Whorror: Chapter 1". I'll tell you how I met her almost a year ago now. I met this couple who were in their early 40's at a friends party and they seemed pretty cool. We'll just call them Wally and Norma. The guy has a couple of grown daughters living in town and invited me to come drinking at his 24y.o. daughter Leanne's apartment. Ha ha ha, wow. What a HUGE fucking mistake that was, gents  .  

So the day comes and I show up, it's a BYOB thing so I got my bottle of Scotch and my smokes. Wally and Nora and some other people are there and Leanne is in the kitchen cooking dinner. Ya know what, that's one of the reasons I actually continued seeing Leanne occasionally after this night, because she likes playing house wife and cooking for me. However, as one of my childhood instructors Dr. Dre taught me:
"So what you found you a hoe that you like
But you can't make a hoe a housewife"

The shit went down when everyone got drunk of course. Wally hid a bottle of liquor on Norma, which led to her assaulting him. They both had a go at it, full closed fist haymaker punches and everything. They looked like to little people fighting because Wally is pretty small and almost Norma's height but half her weight. So, did Happy put on his shining armour and save a ho? ....  BWAHAHAHA! I watched them bloody each others faces and almost saw Norma win when Leanne broke it up. She's small but these are rough chicks this kind of shit is normal everyday stuff for them.

The neighbors called the cops, Wally was taken to Jail, Norma was given standard pussy pass sympathy, and I banged Wally's daughter while he sat in jail because, well, I'm a bit of a prick.
I'll end on this note though: when a woman gets drunk, you watch her left hook!

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Oh man. You guys in Canada really have some interesting evenings out.

Wally gets hauled off for getting beat up by his big wife. Norma goes home, probably finds bottle, polishes it off, and who the Hell knows what she did while Wally was in the tank.

LMAO. Drunks are hilarious.