Heinz' 57 Varieties - meet Facebook's 58

Heard this on the radio this afternoon, while I was heading for MicroCenter to get a new power supply for the desktop box I'm about to rebuild. Instead of "Male" or "Female," you now can choose between 58 "genders" for your Farcebook account.

WTF?

Here's the story on ABC News (USA).

The following are the 58 gender options identified by ABC News:
Agender
Androgyne
Androgynous
Bigender
Cis
Cisgender
Cis Female
Cis Male
Cis Man
Cis Woman
Cisgender Female
Cisgender Male
Cisgender Man
Cisgender Woman
Female to Male
FTM
Gender Fluid
Gender Nonconforming
Gender Questioning
Gender Variant
Genderqueer
Intersex
Male to Female
MTF
Neither
Neutrois
Non-binary
Other
Pangender
Trans
Trans*
Trans Female
Trans* Female
Trans Male
Trans* Male
Trans Man
Trans* Man
Trans Person
Trans* Person
Trans Woman
Trans* Woman
Transfeminine
Transgender
Transgender Female
Transgender Male
Transgender Man
Transgender Person
Transgender Woman
Transmasculine
Transsexual
Transsexual Female
Transsexual Male
Transsexual Man
Transsexual Person
Transsexual Woman
Two-Spirit

It reminds me of the Playboy's Unabashed Dictionary definition of transistor:

A girl who used to be your brother.

Holy crap, I don't even know what these mean!? What the hell is pangender or two-spirit? What the hell exactly are they even talking about? ..facepalm

I think it is the concept of cultural disintegration.

We now are that much less important.

I'm offended. No Autobot, Decepticon, Scientologist, or even TransReligious options are available. Where is Jedi listed? They even left out Psychic Friends network! WTF is right. How am I supposed to subscribe with this kind of persecution???!!! OMG!!! What about Asexual??!!! AAHH!!

  I wanna be an Autobot